Just your friendly neighborhood demigod

She is my beotch ♥

brawling:

me losing my virginity

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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

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intenselouis:

HOW HARD IS THE CONCEPT OF NOT TAKING A PICTURE OF SOMEONE WHEN THAT PERSON IS EITHER SLEEPING, WORKING OUT, UNAWARE YOU ARE TAKING A PICTURE OR SIMPLY UNWILLING TO TAKE ONE???

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divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

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skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

(Source: 7204, via unforgetablejayy)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

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oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

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